April252014

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

(via dirtydarwin)

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turntechdestiel:

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

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(via thefuuuucomics)

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lilopelekai:

"Well, that’s attractive."

(via shut-up-armin)

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scntrx:

I’m here if you need someone. 😌

scntrx:

I’m here if you need someone. 😌

(via thefaultinourscarrs)

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“….you can curse in your house?”

ancient black proverb usually said to white children (via kikismisandryservice)

“YOU’VE SLAMMED A DOOR?”

(via jhenne-bean)

” you can lock the door?!”

(via firstladysexyfineass)

(via whorville)

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(Source: fuks, via daedric-sandwiches)

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thesegirlsareperfectprincesses:

- Transparent Princesses match your blog background! -

if you find that they look cool on your blog you should send me screencaps so I can see too 

(via shut-up-armin)

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Rise and shine, sleeping beauty!
↳ Disney Princesses + waking up

(via shut-up-armin)

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gallifrey-feels:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

You didn’t pick that up in high school?

gallifrey-feels:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

You didn’t pick that up in high school?

(via deedledumbs)

12AM

Anonymous asked: To vegans: You don't magically stop being an omnivore once you become vegan. Omnivore refers to the ability, not choice, to derive nutrients from plants, animal, fungi and etc. I don't give a shit about what you eat but stop saying such stupid things.

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hobbit-lad:

It’s that time of night. Settle into the tiny, dark room time of night.

Wait for death to come.

Same thing we do every night, Pinky…

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milkman does not decide

poetryaboutmilkduds:

on an old cobble corner,
chewing tobacco with an accent,
and swapping jokes with the coroner,
ice cream ruler puffs out syllables
shy of repetition, coroner eats 
cashews from his pocket, smacking
amidst the heat of the smoke 
from the laughing pipe,
the corner cries out in pain,
ash crowding the cobblestone’s mouth,
and he slowly packs another,
and he slowly packs another

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